{"product_id":"i-heard-the-nurse-say-you-dont-tap-to-cranks-rash-guard","title":"(Pre-Order) I Heard The Nurse Say You Don't Tap To Cranks Rash Guard","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a pre-order item. Pre-order ends 5\/26. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpected Shipping Date is 7\/24.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThere's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. This rash guard won't solve your problems either, but you'll look good in training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerformance Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e A refined 240 GSM blend of 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra. Heavy enough to provide structural compression, light enough to remain breathable under high-intensity training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEngineered Ventilation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a strategic hybrid mesh system. Single Lycra Mesh upper side panels for heat dissipation, reinforced by Double Layer Lycra Mesh lower panels for increased durability in high-wear zones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnti-Slip Waistband:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered with an interior silicone waistband along the bottom hem. This high-friction grip system ensures the rash guard remains securely tucked, preventing \"ride-up\" and maintaining consistent coverage during high-amplitude movements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrecision Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Constructed with 6-thread flatlock stitching to eliminate chafing and ensure seam integrity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSublimation Artistry:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition sublimation printing ensures the design never fades, cracks, or peels, maintaining a crisp aesthetic from the first roll to the thousandth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasured in inches:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"height: 156.75px; width: 75.7143%;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eCHEST\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e11.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e12.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e13.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e14.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e15.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e18.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e19.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e20.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e21.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eLENGTH\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eWAIST\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e14\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHALF SLEEVE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e10.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e11.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e12.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e13.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 39.1875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 13.6387%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003eFULL SLEEVE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 7.43927%; height: 39.1875px; text-align: center;\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INSTINCT JIU-JITSU","offers":[{"title":"YXS","offer_id":47869048520862,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YS","offer_id":47869048553630,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YM","offer_id":47869048586398,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YL","offer_id":47869048619166,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"YXL","offer_id":47869048651934,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":47869048684702,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47869048717470,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47869048750238,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47869048783006,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47869048815774,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47869048848542,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47869048881310,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/3025\/6542\/files\/SOPRANOSRGFRONT_3x_2e396bfa-dcad-4b8e-b2ed-3c6678a1fb5a.png?v=1781886030","url":"https:\/\/instinctjj.com\/products\/i-heard-the-nurse-say-you-dont-tap-to-cranks-rash-guard","provider":"INSTINCT JIU-JITSU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}