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(Pre-Order) I Heard The Nurse Say You Don't Tap To Cranks Rash Guard
$50.00
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This is a pre-order item. Pre-order ends 5/26.
Expected Shipping Date is 7/24.
There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. This rash guard won't solve your problems either, but you'll look good in training.
Technical Specifications
Performance Fabric: A refined 240 GSM blend of 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra. Heavy enough to provide structural compression, light enough to remain breathable under high-intensity training.
Engineered Ventilation: Features a strategic hybrid mesh system. Single Lycra Mesh upper side panels for heat dissipation, reinforced by Double Layer Lycra Mesh lower panels for increased durability in high-wear zones.
Anti-Slip Waistband: Engineered with an interior silicone waistband along the bottom hem. This high-friction grip system ensures the rash guard remains securely tucked, preventing "ride-up" and maintaining consistent coverage during high-amplitude movements.
Precision Finish: Constructed with 6-thread flatlock stitching to eliminate chafing and ensure seam integrity.
Sublimation Artistry: High-definition sublimation printing ensures the design never fades, cracks, or peels, maintaining a crisp aesthetic from the first roll to the thousandth.
Measured in inches:
| SIZE | YXS | XS | YM | YL | YXL | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| CHEST | 11.5 | 12.5 | 13.5 | 14.5 | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 | 19.5 | 20.5 | 21.5 |
| LENGTH | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| WAIST | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| HALF SLEEVE | 8.5 | 9 | 9.5 | 10 | 10.5 | 11 | 11.5 | 12 | 12.5 | 13 | 13.5 |
| FULL SLEEVE | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |